Bleeding Tactical 3D Zombie Target (Gun Control freak))

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Bleeding Tactical 3D Zombie Target (Gun Control freak))

83.95

Check out the letter from Senator Chris Murphy to the right… We reject his request and allegations. Chris, we know you want to destroy the 2nd Amendment, now we question your opinion on the 1st Amendment… We will not be bullied in to curbing our right to free speech, end of story. A more important question for you: Do you really have nothing that you could be working on to serve the PEOPLE of the United States than try and bully a small business? Lastly… how dare you tramp your feet in the blood of innocent victims in effort to slander Zombie Industries, shame on you for being concerned with nothing but your own publicity.

All Zombie Industries’ products represent fictitious characters and are works of fiction.  Names, characters, stories, places and incidents are products of the author’s imagination and are used fictitiously.  Any resemblance to actual persons (living or dead), events or locales is entirely coincidental.

Oh the irony of this story… As a pro gun control lobbyist, this guy spent his days milling around Washington D.C. distorting the truth about guns & violent crimes.  He not only believed that firearms should only be in movies, he honestly thought law-abiding citizens had no right to protect themselves, their neighbors, or their nation against violent attackers.  He chronically ignored facts and bi-partisan crime statistics that disproved his anti-gun beliefs and would often base his arguments on pure emotion.  Despite being a self-proclaimed expert on the subject, his actual working knowledge of firearms and their capabilities was completely non-existent; he even erroneously thought that banning cosmetic features on some firearms would have an effect on people’s safety levels.  What’s worse is that he was even prone to exploiting victims of heinous crimes just to try and further his own political agenda.  In other words, he was a real scumbag with no appreciation for the US Constitution or respect for an individual’s freedom!

One night while headed home, our friend found himself face to face with a viscous Zombie.  Being that he believed firearms served no purpose in self-defense, he was unarmed and knew he set himself up for something worse than becoming a victim… he was about to become easy Zombie prey!  The result was an Undead Gun Control Lobbyist Zombie that now has to be put down before he infects anybody else.

Each Patent Pending “Gun Control Lobbyist” Zombie is cloned in our San Diego, California facility and is hand painted to accurately resemble an infected human that just finished gnawing your neighbor Zed’s leg, to give you that realistic look to give you that realistic look. What makes our Zombie’s so special?  They’re filled with biodegradable matter, which makes clean up a wee-bit easier…(are you happy, mom?) …and oh yah, let’s not  forget, they bleed and burst into little pieces of blood soaked, Zombie matter when you shoot them!

  • Perfect for a group outing, split with your friends, and Destroy the Undead!
  • Life-sized Zombie target BLEEDS when you shoot it!!!
  • Zombies can be shot more than 1000+ rounds of assorted calibers.
  • Biodegradable Zombie matter keeps tree huggers off your back.
  • Zombie can be reused to finish off another day.
  • Includes wood stake to mount the Zombie.
  • Printed Box with a standard shaded scoring line target
    on both sides to help sight in your weapon.
  • Optional ZOMBOOM! Exploding Rifle Target kit (2 Targets).
  • Made in the USA by non-infected workers!!!

 

 

 

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